Absolute Dust

"You collect more dust than a Swiffer" on your choice of a t-shirt or hoodie!

Our white, black, and navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton, while our gray is a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. The inside tags feature a pearl tear-away option for optimal comfort. 

All of our hoodie colors are a blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester featuring tear-away labels for optimal comfort. The hoodie is designed for a loose fit, and made with medium-heavy fabric to keep you warm (because nobody wants to be as cold as the backup tendie).