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Absolute Dust
"You collect more dust than a Swiffer" on your choice of a...
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Benchwarmer
"Does your coach know you're out here?" on your choice of a...
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The Dead Bird Classic
The chirp that started it all! "I've heard better chirps from a...
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Discounted Price
"My 15% coupon saves more than you" on your choice of a...
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Got Dangles?
"I've seen better dangles from a chandelier" on your choice of a...
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You're so Soft!
Want to insult someone's intelligence, but be a bit subtle? No issue....
